The Longest Yard
Peter Segal
Director
Conrad Goode
Guard Webster
Chris Rock
Caretaker
Sean McNamara
Cafeteria Prisoner
Ray Stoney
Con Transvestite
Todd Holland
Guard Holland
Michael Papajohn
Guard Papajohn
William Fichtner
Captain Knauer
Cloris Leachman
Lynette
James Cromwell
Warden Hazen
Adam Schefter
Sportswriter
Tracy Morgan
Ms. Tucker
Adam Sandler
Paul Crewe
Allen Covert
Referee
Dan Patrick
Officer Jack Pugh
Rob Schneider
Punky
Robert Harvey
Cafeteria Guard
Bill Goldberg
Battle
Tara Wilson
Guard Cheerleader
Lobo Sebastian
Torres
Ed Lauter
Duane
Kevin Nash
Guard Engleheart
Nicholas Turturro
Brucie
Brandon Molale
Guard Malloy
Courteney Cox
Lena
Terry Crews
Cheeseburger Eddy
Proof
Basketball Convict
Asiel Hardison
Con Transvestite
Jenae Altschwager
Party Guest
Lauren Sánchez Bezos
Self
Nelly
Megget
Michael Irvin
Deacon Moss
Bob Sapp
Switowski
Burt Reynolds
Coach Nate Scarborough
David Patrick Kelly
Unger
Joey Diaz
Big Tony
Steve Austin
Guard Dunham
Dalip Singh
Turley
Bill Romanowski
Guard Lambert
Brian Bosworth
Guard Garner
Steve Reevis
Baby Face Bob
Edward Bunker
Skitchy Rivers
Walter Williamson
Errol Dandridge
Chris Berman
Self
Jim Rome
Self
Patrick Bristow
Walt
Christopher Neiman
Big Ear Cop
Sean Salisbury
Vic
Rob "Revolution" Moore
Gavin
Big Boy
Jesse
Michael H. Goodwyn
Con Transvestite
Michael Silas
Con Transvestite
Andre Fuentes
Con Transvestite
Lonnie Henderson
Con Transvestite
Colin Kim
Con Transvestite
Mark Robert Ellis
Stretcher Guy
Timothy F. Crowley
Umpire
Mr. Porter
Basketball Convict
Bizarre
Basketball Convict
Kuniva
Basketball Convict
Bryan Burwell
Sportswriter
Sam Farmer
Sportswriter
Jay Glazer
Sportswriter
Peter King
Sportswriter
John McClain
Sportswriter
Larry Weisman
Sportswriter
Marc S. Ganis
Lorenzo
Shane Ralston
Bradlee
Candace Juleff
Party Guest
Bryan Ross
Party Guest
Ricardo J. King
Press Box Technician
Stink Fisher
Cafeteria Prisoner
Jasper Pendergrass
Cafeteria Prisoner
Eric Chmielecki
Guard Sniper
Denise Marie Jerome
Guard Cheerleader
Jaayda McClanahan
Guard Cheerleader
Rachel Saydak
Guard Cheerleader
Cara-Lee Knodel
Guard Cheerleader
Nora Hassan
Guard Cheerleader
John Hockridge
Guard Hock
Jason Williams
Texas State Policeman (uncredited)
Steven Alford
K-9 Officer Beller (uncredited)
Kyle S. Brown
Football Fanatic (uncredited)
Swifty McVay
Basketball Convict (as Swift)
