Ali G Indahouse

Mark Mylod

Director

Martin Freeman

Richard "Ricky C" Cunningham

Dana de Celis

Hoochie 2

Judi Shekoni

Jacuzzi Girl

Steffan Rhodri

Welsh Teacher

Dean Batchelor

East Staines Massiv

Sacha Baron Cohen

Alistair Leslie "Ali G" Graham / Borat Sagdiyev

Graham McTavish

Duke

Charles Dance

Deputy Prime Minister David Carlton

Michael Gambon

Prime Minister

Kellie Bright

Julie

Paul Clayton

Alan Swan

Rhona Mitra

Kate Hedges

Tony Way

Dave

Barbara New

Nan

Emilio Rivera

Rico

Gina La Piana

Hoochie 1

Martin Ball

Customs Official

Eileen Essell

Mrs. Hugh

Frank Dunne

Blind Polisher

Naomi Campbell

Self

Jon Snow

Self

John Humphrys

Self

Richard Madeley

Self

Judy Finnigan

Self

Jacqueline Castro

Mum

Nabil Elouahabi

Jezzy F

Richard Syms

Caretaker

Ray Panthaki

Hassan B

Adam Deacon

East Staines Massiv

Rudolph Walker

President Mwepu

Andrew Dunn

Police Officer

Martin Wimbush

MP

Robert M. Jimenez

Gangster